So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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