Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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