Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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