did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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