I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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