so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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