I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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