Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
