we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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