i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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