Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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