I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
