I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
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