That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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