You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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