Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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