How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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