Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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