Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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