quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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