left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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