your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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