I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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