She just used a chaser for red wine.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I need to align my fucking chakras
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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