Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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