WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
