am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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