The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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