from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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