perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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