ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
we made out on top of his cat.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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