Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
