I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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