I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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