Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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