Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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