Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize