Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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