We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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