Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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