it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
