I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I could fuck to npr.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
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