so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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