Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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