I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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