I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
