you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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