Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
there is glitter all over my balls
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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