Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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