weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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