Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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