i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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