Her vagina should come with caution tape.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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