He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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