just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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