I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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