We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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