whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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