What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
