I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
When are your genitals available?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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