It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Congratulations! We have a period
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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