Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
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